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Day Two

HELLOOOO 

Day 2 of getting my shit together. I did a killer workout today, did some butt exercises, some ab stuff, some arm stuff, a little bit of back stuff, and some cardio. Over all great time, I am having a very hard time typing this because my arms are dead, most likely going to be more grammatical errors in this post because my arms are struggling to stay attached to the rest of my body.  I tanned today too, thats not about getting my health right (possibly causing skin problems but I like being tan so fuck it) drank and drinking lots of water. Probably going to take the dog for a walk, it is 31 degrees celsius here sooooooooooo its goin be hawt. 

peace out c u tomorrow 

Day One

Part One

I went on a “run”. why is run in quotations? Oh because what I did was probably not actually a run but a very sad attempt at one and I personally do not think it counts as a run. It was more of a jog for 15 seconds then stop then heavily wheeze, try to catch my breath while walking then repeat previous steps. Good thing I had my music up as loud as it could go or else I would have heard myself sounding like I was having a heart attack. i literally had a fucking heart attack. after my “run” I took a much deserved break on the couch for far to long. Im going to go drown myself in water. Thats something Im trying to do too is drink more water because apparently it is good for you. 

I think I might do some butt lifting/firming (so I can be Nicki Minaj) and some ab stuff later, will keep you posted. 

The Start

Today is the day I decide to actually start being healthy and become a better version of myself. I have hated how I am always tired and have no motivation to do anything for a very long time. I have always started diets or exercise routines and I never seem to stick with it. This time I am determined to get in better physical  shape. This isn’t about wanting to be skinny or losing pounds. This is about getting to be more active and be an over all healthier person for myself. 

So get ready for lots of text post and grammatical errors because today is the day I kick myself in the ass and Im going to tell you all about it.

hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire